Let nothing stand in your way…
…for a bowl of hot ramen!

…for a bowl of hot ramen!

Considering the costs it takes to go into space what with it being in the hundreds of millions and sometimes even the billions, I can’t see astronauts dining on ramen. Maybe lobster bisque space packets or some surf n’ turf tubes…but ramen?

I guess it works out great on the Japanese Space Station though.
I admit, I love ramen.
I’ve just never loved ramen.
But now, if ever the mood should strike me (which I’m pretty sure NEVER will) I can have an intimate encounter with my favorite oriental treat.

Cup Nude is an “adult toy” sold in Japan and is in fact NOT ramen. But if you close your eyes and pretend…you’d be a weirdo.

I don’t know about you but when I get “hungry for love”, I don’t go to the cupboard. Plus what is inside of the cup doesn’t look very appetizing anyway.

And let’s not forget the flavoring. Cup Nude comes with a packet of Gently Acid lotion. Mmm… pleasurable.
I wonder if they have Naughty Nurse and chicken broth?
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