Ramen Students’ Blog

Really. This is a website about ramen. What did you expect?

For no reason other than to call it “Art”.

A funny parody video of James Blunt’s You’re Beautiful about Ramen Noodles.

Remember to pour out a little soup for this Ramen-makin’ thug that ain’t with us no more.

Momofuku Ando (who not only has a kickass name) was the founder of Nissan Food Products Company died earlier this year and will always be remembered as the man who fed all of America’s college students.

He lived to be 96 years old and built his empire from a shack behind his house where he created the first chicken broth noodles in a cellophane bag where it led to 16 flavors of Top Ramen and Cup Noodles that made over $131 million in profits last year.

Thank you Mr. Ando for all you’ve done for those of us who can’t cook, have no money or are just plain lazy.

You the man!

The one thing most students forget about when planning for their future is the cost of ramen.

Sure, books are expensive and so are the classes. Then you need housing, transportation and other ever day living expenses but then the thing most college students never add into the equation is ramen.

Look at it this way, you pay for ONE book that lasts you an entire semester. But some days all you eat is ramen.  Hell, some weeks all you eat is ramen. Well that isn’t a one time payment.

Say you buy ten packages of ramen for $10.00 and you eat at least two a day. That $14 adds up. $56 a month.  $672 a year and then you might be in college for 4 years. Yep…$2688.00.

Where is the loan for that?

You’ll never become a doctor or lawyer without ramen because everyone needs to eat.

Think about that when it comes time to make your decisions for the future.

Is this ramen here to protect John Conner?

Maybe it’s just a wrongly convicted soup who must try to survive a public execution gauntlet staged as a TV game show?

It could be a retired elite commando who only has a few hours to rescue his daughter from an exiled dictator.

Then again, this ramen could be part of an elite team of soldiers who find themselves hunted by an extra-terrestrial warror!

Most likely it’s just soup though.

Oh if you only knew how many times I could have used this kit.

The kit contains:

• Five servings of instant ramen noodles
• Three 500-milliliter bottles of mineral water
• A stainless cup
• Solid fuel
• A barbeque lighter
• A pair of chopsticks
• A wet towel

I can easily think of a handful of occasions this would have come in handy.

College, Drunken Parties, the Drunk Tank at the local jail, Fat Camp…the list is endless

Because blowing on your noodles to cool them is so strenuous.

Thank you inventors of pointless things like this that help me enjoy ramen that much  more.

A common thing for most if not all people is definitely the whole, “Oh no, I got hair in my ramen!” problem.

Well suffer no more with…

The Ramen Hair Guard.

Or maybe you just wanted to look like a pretty petunia. Either way, this product should make your life just a little bit better.